Dear Jamaica,

Mi a tell you, only we can come up with names like these; that are used to describe the slim and phat ladies is as creative as we can get. Jamaica, you see this “war” between the browning and the empress or the ku-kum-kum versus the bu-duff-baff has been around from “wappie kill fillope” and there is no end in sight.

Dear Jamaica,

How unnu duh? Long time mi nuh write home. A hope you alright even under the circumstances. Mi dear, mi have to shake my head the other day when I was watching the news. I was amazed at what I saw.
As you know everything is on camera nowadays (that’s another story, lol). Anyway, [...]